THEM: Sorry we have no valid license, false plates on our car, false plates on our trailer, false registration tags, methamphetamine, a meth pipe and all three of us have warrants from other counties…..will this card work?

Deputies: Um…NOPE. Go to JAIL, Directly to JAIL and we will drive you there so you don’t have to worry about passing go!

#SorryNotSorry #MonopolyMoneyDoesntWorkHere #MariposaSheriff